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circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry
Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
mugGet the circles jerkmug.

debate.org

A place to go on the Internet to go and look up arguments of your favorite topics and harass people who don't believe what you do.
Dude, this guy on debate.org is against me! I am going to harass him and his opinion with some nonsensical information!
by Secret Agent: Dog September 16, 2014
mugGet the debate.orgmug.

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
mugGet the professional smartassmug.

FTSIO

"Ugh... this is taking forever! FTSIO"
by Secret Agent: Dog August 25, 2015
mugGet the FTSIOmug.

Ms. Frizzle

The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.
Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!
by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014
mugGet the Ms. Frizzlemug.

Shucking Fit

by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014
mugGet the Shucking Fitmug.

easy as deceiving a refrigerator

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016
mugGet the easy as deceiving a refrigeratormug.

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