Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions
1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.
2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.
Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005
Get the Scalitomug. Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.
Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005
Get the theoryhammermug. "I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006
Get the hypnotheoreticalmug. Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 22, 2007
Get the bescrewedmug. A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008
Get the Bot Mitzvahmug. A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
Get the magnetmug. A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005
Get the heck of a jobmug.