magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
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Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 27, 2005
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hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005
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Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.
David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 13, 2008
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strickly

How morons spell "strictly."
I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006
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yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."
What time are yiz getting back from the shore?
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006
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Angry Internet Men

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.
Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 09, 2008
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