body steak

The human excrement; a standard, dark brown turd. Usually used if the excrement is a large size.

"Hey who took my orange juice?"
"Oh, Geoffray drank it while you were in the bathroom makin' body steak."

by SeanG July 17, 2006

40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 05, 2007

oaky

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"

Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"

by SeanG June 17, 2007

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 08, 2013

Vangina

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

by SeanG July 04, 2013

mud brick

A poop. Usually a human poop.

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."

by SeanG October 11, 2006

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 05, 2007