Definitions by Sean

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

bitch basket by Sean March 10, 2004

pen smacking 

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

pen smacking by Sean March 7, 2004

capital K

word that is used to descride a posser or someone who trys to act like there a punk but isnt.

the capital K comes from the word
punK rawK

hows it going capital K

capital K by Sean March 7, 2004

cKP 

1.) Noun; Acronym for Crotch Kicking Pirates. These pirates can kill the shit out of any Ninja that comes along. A total badass, unapproachable, drunk all the time, lives in 464. Favorite pastimes include raping children and plundering coastal villages.

2.) Noun; Acronym for Cop Killah Pliml. Pop pop bitch, I do what I want. Count them shells, suck a duck. Stop mackin on my hos, ain’t nobody fucks with the cKP.

I read in the newspaper that a boatload of the cKP rowed ashore, with their badass pirate ship moored in the bay.

cKP by Sean February 27, 2004

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

spatchcock by Sean February 26, 2004

Cobalt 

A blueish color used in halo

oh tight g hes got COBALT armor!

Cobalt by sean February 8, 2004

nasty

fucked up

man you nasty as fuck

nasty by sean February 5, 2004