iffytown

The place used to describe the incredible, but very outstanding drunkenous state. The faster you drink and more you drink, the deeper and faster you'll get to iffytown.
Phil, are you ready to go to iffytown.
Phil replies with a huge ass smile, "I'm already there!" and 2 hours later pukes all over.
by Sean February 09, 2005
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designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night
Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.
by sean January 09, 2005
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pnats

a kind of bug that is anoying
get thease freakin nats away from me
by sean August 21, 2004
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dorrington

a sacred character used with an other name to create a hot and sexy being. The word 'dorrington' can also be used at times of pleasure as an expression of ones feelings towards another.
That 'name' dorrington is looking at me.
by Sean February 18, 2005
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ks

short for "que es?" in spanish.
it originates from a '90s/00's spanish television network called Telemundo.

it was basically a spanish seasame street. in one skit, a giant monster would show a common item such as a glass of milk and then ask the contestants, "que es?"

this became so gay after repeated viewings that it has been abbreviated to a more phonetic english spelling of simply, 'KS'.

when someone says something really stupid or ask a totally befuddling question, it would be appropriate for a response of a long drawn out, "K......S?"
Mike: Can you please pass me that from him. It's right over there by that thing. I want to take this and place it on top of that.
Sean: KS?
by Sean May 08, 2003
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Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.
by Sean July 14, 2003
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porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
by sean February 27, 2005
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