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by Seamus March 24, 2023
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
by seamus October 09, 2003
damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!
to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'
by seamus October 10, 2003
an unbifurcated traditional garment worn by men of scottish heritage, consisting of many yards of one's family tartan (Tartan, as opposed to 'plaid,' which is a general term used to describe patterns some-what resembling tartan, but which have not been approved by the appropriate persons it's some lord of something or other as representative of a particular clan, or recognised group affiliated with scotland). also is a verb (to kilt), meaning 'to pleat in the manner of a kilt.' any-one referring to a kilt as a 'skirt' deserves to be severely maimed.
'my kilt provides a freedom of movement not available to conventional pansies - there's no sticking, and no need for readjustment here!'
(used by a woman who is pleating her skirt which, when made of the appropriate tartan, is referred-to as a 'kilted skirt') 'I wish this material would kilt properly.'
(used by a woman who is pleating her skirt which, when made of the appropriate tartan, is referred-to as a 'kilted skirt') 'I wish this material would kilt properly.'
by seamus October 09, 2003
a still-born
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'
woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
by seamus October 15, 2003
in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
by seamus October 09, 2003
by Seamus December 11, 2004