Seamus's definitions

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003

Vajunction

The spreading of slutty legs.

I went to town on that vajunction.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Brobot

People who are obsessed with calling others "dude" and "bro" and "dudebro."

My room mate is a brobot.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

bush league

substandard, below par

synonomous with ghetto or bootleg

Man, your car is so bush (league),

by Seamus March 10, 2003

diddle

to fuck; to bugger

'damn, did you hear about frankie diddling that horse?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online

The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity

by Seamus March 24, 2023

vajew

an unfortunately prudent female.

I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.

by Seamus December 11, 2004