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Definitions by Seagulls OF Satan

Daddy Day Camp 

Lloyd: Whatcha Watching?
Pete: Daddy Day Camp
Lloyd: You Mean Daddy Day Care?
Pete: No Daddy Day Camp It Stars Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lloyd: Oh That The Rip-off Of Daddy Day Care.
Daddy Day Camp by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008

Stretch Panic 

A Very Shitty Game Made By The Treasure Co LTD.

Stretch Panic received very mixed reviews, mostly negative. GameGo! magazine featured the game on the cover of its first issue, and gave it a rave review, while Electronic Gaming monthly gave it an average score of 4.9 out of 10. Reviewers praised its creativity but derided the simple gameplay and graphics, bland non-bosses stages, and unusual controls. The game suffered from poor sales, and quickly fell in price at retail, with Electronics Boutique selling the game for $4.99 within a year of its release.

Unlike many Treasure games, which often suffer mixed reviews, but maintain a cult status, Stretch Panic is usually considered by fans to be among Treasure's weaker efforts. Treasure's next 3D platformer, Wario World for the Nintendo GameCube, was created mostly by members of the Stretch Panic staff, and was much more commercially and critically successful.

Overall:Shitty
Linda:OMG I GOT TO LEVEL 9 IN STRETCH PANIC!
Bob:WOW......Only Fags Play Stretch Panic!,
If Your Looking For A Good Game By Tresure Co. LTD. Play Wario World Its Awesome
Stretch Panic by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008

Open Season 

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board
Open Season by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

NY Yankees 

*Wonders into Town*
Derek:(YELLS!)I LOVE THE NY YANKEES

Obituaries Today......

Derek, The Scum Who Loved The Yankees.
NY Yankees by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008