Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.
by scut monkey August 12, 2009
1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.
by scut monkey August 09, 2009
by Scut Monkey August 08, 2009
(v.) to poo
by scut monkey August 08, 2009
(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.
dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).
by scut monkey August 11, 2009