The realization that you are beyond question, so done like dinner with everybody else's drama - that you can't get out of the room fast enough!
When she erupted once again into a tirade of dramatic complaints about her life, everyone took a bonafried look to see who could get to the exit fastest.
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Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
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Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
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A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
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The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"
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"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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