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Bonafried

The realization that you are beyond question, so done like dinner with everybody else's drama - that you can't get out of the room fast enough!
When she erupted once again into a tirade of dramatic complaints about her life, everyone took a bonafried look to see who could get to the exit fastest.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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Sacrifarce

What you give up, only to realize not long afterwards that it made zero sense at all to do so!
Getting married a second time was the biggest sacrifarce of my life.
by Scribester March 10, 2018
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Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
by Scribester March 10, 2018
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ToxUberous

Nobody likes a rough or toxic ride, and that holds true for a lot of things like sex, old rollercoasters, and getting passed over for that job promotion which never wheeled in your direction! So when something involving movement of any sort goes south, and really sucks in terms of what you were expecting ... it becomes - well, ToxUberous.
"How was that online date you had last night?"

"Um, ToxUberous"
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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Mass Exstinktion

What goes on at a public event about an hour after dinner where the food was pot luck chili!
They realized after opening all the doors of the hall that the mass exstinktion was likely caused by a round of bad kidney beans!
by Scribester March 10, 2018
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Humarachnophobia

The fear that spiders have of humans.

Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.

"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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