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Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.
"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."
by Screw Liberals June 25, 2016
Get the classwipe mug.(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
by Screw Liberals June 21, 2016
Get the C-Cup Catfish mug.Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016
Get the Northern Afghanistan mug.The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
Get the Shrimp Toe mug.An immigrant whose sole purpose is to come to America and use us for our generous welfare programs and/or to defraud our citizens through their various racketeering skills (credit card fraud, bank fraud, insurance scams, etc.)
"Yep. We arrested another Somalian "citizen" today in Minnesota for credit card fruad. This guy has no job but yet knows how to scam Americans pretty well...just another Skimmigrant ruining America at the expense of taxpayers."
by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016
Get the Skimmigrant mug.A flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her boobs look big on social media and/or dating sites. When they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you've been completely duped by her lie.
Person 1: "Dude, how was your date with Melissa and her huge tits?"
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
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