Screaming Old Man's definitions

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.

Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!

by Screaming Old Man February 6, 2021

winderfull

A joyful word to describe when someone wins a competition.

“You beat Roger today? That’s winderfull!”

by Screaming Old Man February 11, 2021