Screaming Old Man's definitions

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

memisaster

When a memory comes to mind that could have or did end up a disaster and it makes you relive it all over again.

I experienced the memisaster today when the dog ran out into the street and almost got hit by the mail truck.

by Screaming Old Man November 25, 2023

meatyum

My favorite doneness for a steak

I like my ribeye meatyum.

by Screaming Old Man April 15, 2023

oddnoxious

Not only an obnoxious person, but odd, as well.

The dude was straight up oddnoxious.

by Screaming Old Man January 30, 2023

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

ignocence

A combination of innocence and ignorance.

Brian’s ignocence makes him gullible to whatever wild stories you tell him.

by Screaming Old Man May 29, 2022