Screaming Old Man's definitions

Snowdaggett

The little snowballs that attach themselves to a dog’s leg after romping through the snow.

Buster, the wonder dog came running through the house with snowdaggetts all over her legs.

by Screaming Old Man November 28, 2019

tsunametry

The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.

My first class of the day was tsunametry.

by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023

oddnoxious

Not only an obnoxious person, but odd, as well.

The dude was straight up oddnoxious.

by Screaming Old Man January 30, 2023

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

meatyum

My favorite doneness for a steak

I like my ribeye meatyum.

by Screaming Old Man April 15, 2023