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vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.
Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.
by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024
mugGet the vacfumemug.

batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes
Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.
by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021
mugGet the batitudemug.

felontine

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
mugGet the felontinemug.

shake the juice loose

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.
by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022
mugGet the shake the juice loosemug.

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.
The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.
by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022
mugGet the rezerectionmug.

twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.
Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!
by Screaming Old Man February 6, 2021
mugGet the twostakemug.

winderfull

A joyful word to describe when someone wins a competition.
You beat Roger today? That’s winderfull!”
by Screaming Old Man February 11, 2021
mugGet the winderfullmug.

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