Screaming Old Man's definitions

testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 17, 2021

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

winderfull

A joyful word to describe when someone wins a competition.

“You beat Roger today? That’s winderfull!”

by Screaming Old Man February 11, 2021

ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.

Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!

by Screaming Old Man February 6, 2021

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022