Scratch DJ's definitions

pens

1.writing utensil
2.chicken or animal enclosure
3.ABRIVIATION FOR PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

Go Pens!

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

mellon arena

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.

Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

hey

The only word in the song "Rock N' Roll #5" that is often played at sports arenas.

Anouncer: "He shoots, he scores"

(music starts)
da-da-da-da
"HEY!"
da-da-da
"HEY!"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004