papaya

1. A kind of fruit.

2. Chinese word for penis.

Dude, you got a small papaya.

by Scratch DJ February 04, 2005

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

pound

Several definitions:
1.Unit of weight
2.Money in England
3.To hit fists with your home dawgs
4.To have sex
5.To punch or beat someone up

Here's a little story:

One day, Bill wanted to pound his girlfriend, but she was a hoe and wanted 50 pounds to do it. Bill went to the hood and met Henry and pounded fists with him. His fist, may I add weighed about one pound. Bill asked Henry to lend him 50 pounds so he could pound his girlfriend or Bill would pound Henry and send him to the hospital. Henry gave Bill the 50 pounds.

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

hey

The only word in the song "Rock N' Roll #5" that is often played at sports arenas.

Anouncer: "He shoots, he scores"

(music starts)
da-da-da-da
"HEY!"
da-da-da
"HEY!"

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

sm

Abv. for Sales Mark.

The logo has a SM at the right.

by Scratch DJ February 04, 2005