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fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.
Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.
by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005
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george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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YOU'RE FIRED

Said when you're no longer needed at a job and to be fired. Also what Donald trump AKA the trumpster says on the new hit reality show 'The apprentice."
"Omerosa, you're fired!"
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.
Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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mellon arena

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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pens

1.writing utensil
2.chicken or animal enclosure
3.ABRIVIATION FOR PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
Go Pens!
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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pound

Several definitions:
1.Unit of weight
2.Money in England
3.To hit fists with your home dawgs
4.To have sex
5.To punch or beat someone up
Here's a little story:

One day, Bill wanted to pound his girlfriend, but she was a hoe and wanted 50 pounds to do it. Bill went to the hood and met Henry and pounded fists with him. His fist, may I add weighed about one pound. Bill asked Henry to lend him 50 pounds so he could pound his girlfriend or Bill would pound Henry and send him to the hospital. Henry gave Bill the 50 pounds.
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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