Scott Riel's definitions

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

poon nugget

Almost the same as a dingle berry but a piece of shit found on a woman clinging from her vaginal hair.

Suza didn't shave for a few weeks and a few poon nuggets.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

poopy d

Short for poopy dick.

After i was done doing Kelsey in the ass, I had some mad poopy d.

by Scott Riel February 19, 2004

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Roast Beef Syndrome

A brown discoloration on the vaginal lips, often seen on porn stars.

When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Quiapo

A small mexican child, usually from a chalupa

The Quiapo was selling rugs at the local meximart for 3 pesos.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004