Scott Anderson's definitions

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 5, 2004

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

bastoconut

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Fablaba

The condition of having a crusty wenis.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

bizznatch

bitch with an extra "zzna" added

Fo shizzle my nizzle off da hizzay bizznatch

by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003

Bastrate

testicle without a Father

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004