Definitions by Scott Anderson

Crock Potting 

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

Crock Potting by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

Bastrate 

testicle without a Father

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

Bastrate by scott anderson January 7, 2004

bastoconut 

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

bastoconut by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Swanker 

A person with warty genitallion

Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.

Swanker by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Fablaba

The condition of having a crusty wenis.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.

Fablaba by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Wenis 

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

Wenis by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Bastantalope 

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

Bastantalope by scott anderson January 5, 2004