bastoconut

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

Swanker

A person with warty genitallion

Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 05, 2004

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 03, 2019

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.

Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.

by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

bizznatch

bitch with an extra "zzna" added

Fo shizzle my nizzle off da hizzay bizznatch

by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003