Scott 's definitions

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004

Druminese

n. the universal language spoken by all drummers, using mouth sounds to imitate sounds made by different drums

"gak" for a rimshot on a kevlar snare

by scott January 16, 2005

S-M-H

Sanky Mc howe it is a person that looks like skank and wants to be one

Sanky Mc Howe it is whatt is says

by Scott April 25, 2005

Confusingly

A non existant word. It's true.

A non existant word. It's true

by Scott December 10, 2004

Green Day

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

by scott March 11, 2005

Crash B's

When people get mad sex because they win a world record.

When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill

by Scott July 23, 2004

ford

Found
On
Road
Dead



a.k.a. THEY SUCK

It's kind of explains itself

by Scott January 20, 2004