cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss
by scott November 25, 2004
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Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
by Scott November 26, 2003
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magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)
Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.
by Scott January 17, 2005
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one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something
Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.
by Scott February 12, 2005
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party favor

A party favor is a girl who sleeps with a lot of guys that she meets at parties.
Did you hear that Wendy fucked both of those guys at the same time after she had just met them at a party,she is such a party favor.
by Scott December 15, 2003
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GSP

you don't want to go to the GSP or you will get ass raped by a midget named paco and be forced to join his club
by scott November 03, 2003
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homophobe

A slang word commonly used to label people whose religious and moral beliefs do not conform with popular views of homosexuality. The word implies that the person's opposition to homosexuality stems from ignorance and fear.
Supporter of Homosexuality: People who support the federal marriage amendment are just homophobes.
by Scott December 23, 2004
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