Scott's definitions

fugmo

fucking ugly monster

damn that bitch is a fugmo

by scott February 4, 2004

fisheye

Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.

My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.

by Scott January 6, 2005

stap

stap: a combination of stab and bap. Commonly used to beat the )*&@% out of others online.

<guy 1> Do these pants make me look fat?
<guy 2> ... *staps guy 1*

by Scott December 20, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

%s

What you get when you click the Urban Dictionary quick search found in the firefox bookmarks. Check out your bookmark manager, and it'll tell you how to use it, They are just pointing it out to you. If you type "slang " and then whatever you want after the space, it will search that in urban dictionary.

Type into the address bar "slang whut" does not work in Internet explorer.

by Scott November 6, 2004

party favor

A party favor is a girl who sleeps with a lot guys she meets at parties.

Jennifer slept with two guys at the same time after she had just met them at a party, she is such a party favor.

by Scott December 15, 2003

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003