Scott's definitions

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

929

Mazda 929 was mazdas luxury rear wheel drive boat car that was designed to compeate with bmws and caddys, now all its good for is a cheap winter drifter so you can practice your dori dori skills threwout the winter and then be ready for action in your 240 in the summer! the car has heated seats, a weak tranny, and auto swivle vents. its a sweet party car good for driving around a large group of your buddys during the winter months. also does amazing burnouts and is verry well balanced for drifto also when you rip it sideways threw a neighborhood people will just think your some crazy old man who lost control of his car and not look at you tehehe

Bro lets go to the 929 and go drifto in the streets!

by Scott January 22, 2005

Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

mwaa

Chief Wiggum's catch phrase on the Simpsons.

Look, I even have my own catch phrase...MWAA!

by Scott January 21, 2005

siloy

To be a player with unlimited game. To carry great weight in groin area.

I'm going to show her how siloy I can be. Damn, dude you're hung like a siloy.

by Scott September 2, 2003

squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...

eeeew, the leaves are squiddy

by Scott August 24, 2004