Scott's definitions

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003

dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

by Scott June 6, 2003

wonchod

In any video game, being beaten, in any division of game (firefight, round, etc.), by a newb by a large margin, or being defeated by one of the least powerful weapons in the game when you have clearly superior weaponry.

Playing Halo 2 while you have the sword and are defeated by someone with a needler.
A long time player being defeated by their friend who has never played before.
Even more so when a combination of the two.

by Scott March 19, 2005

schnut

a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it

I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.

by Scott March 9, 2004

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

viel

Greatness beyond all possible comparisons.

v. viel
adv. vielly

Don't doubt it.

v. The joyous sound of the wind and the waves breaking on the shore last night was amazingly viel.

adv. I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert last night, it was vielly good.


Or you can use a combination of the verb and adverb. ie: I made sweet love down by the fire last night, and it was vielly viel.

by scott June 1, 2004

loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

by Scott August 27, 2004