Scott's definitions

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004

alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

by Scott June 18, 2005

Suasage

A skank fart that smells like a bitch. Usual done by a gay ass homo named Scott.2 The act of boneing sum 1 throguh the eye or were ever.

Scott just ripped ass.

Scott just ripped ass.

by Scott May 24, 2004

ThisMr x

one who is loved and adored by all except for people named cortney and court.

cortney should be like ThisMr x

by scott February 23, 2005

bugger

Australian, derived from buggering, which means anal intercourse. Now mostly used as a slang word as an exclamation of surprise or discontent. May be used to refer to a creature or human.

Discontent: Well I'll be buggered!, Disappointment: Oh bugger me, Referal to friend or colleague: The stupid bugger, Anal sex: Oh he buggered me all night

by Scott June 25, 2004

nuck if you buck

if you're gonna be a hater and talk shit in a niggas face you better be ready to throw down and catch a beating


if you buck (talk shit), you better be ready to nuck (fight)

"nigga i aint playin right now, you better nuck if you buck fool or take your clown ass the fuck home"

by scott April 20, 2005

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004