Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
by Scott November 26, 2003
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procussor

processor spelled wrong is p-r-o-c-u-s-s-o-r
by scott March 07, 2005
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sliver backed

to get cummed on when having sex by another man
1 man goes into pub meets girl goes to her fucks her and her husband is hiding in cupboard then whacks one off over the man
by scott January 09, 2004
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bat in the cave

A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.
Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?
by Scott November 03, 2004
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the clash

"...the only band that matters..."
The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.
by scott April 16, 2004
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chubstitute

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today
by scott March 02, 2004
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stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.
"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"
by Scott February 10, 2005
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