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blue bear

1. Anyone who is an official student at Livingstone College in Salisbury, NC.

2. The mascot of Livingstone College
You know you want to be a blue bear, but you can't, cuz you ain't got no blue!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 15, 2008
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bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"
Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)
by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008
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punk

1. Loud, fast rock music that is typically aggressive and anarchic

2. Anyone who listens to said music and loves moshing, skating (sometimes), and just being themselves. And who HATE fascism!
1. I don't listen to emo, I listen to punk day and night. Rock on!

2. Shut your punk ass up!
I don't take offense to that. Don't you see the Mohawk and the studs? Damn right I'm a punk! FUCK FASCISM!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008
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eddie guerrero

Eddie Guerrero was one of the greatest wrestlers in the WWE. He'd make you laugh, cry, piss your pants, want to kill him at times, lol. Whether you loved him or hated him, you had to respect him for living the crazy life of lying, cheating, and stealing.

Then came that fateful day in 2005, when his past steroid usage caught up to him and took his life away. So sad, :'-(

Eddie Guerrero will be missed by all of the WWE Superstars, and by all of us, his fans, his family.

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005

VIVA LA RAZA!

THANKS FOR SO MANY GREAT MEMORIES. WE LOVE YOU AND WE MISS YOU.
I can't believe Eddie Guerrero died yesterday!

I know, that is SO fucked up!

He still had so far to go, and it was taken away from him just like that!

RIP
by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008
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stacy kiebler

No doubt one of the HOTTEST women on this planet with longs, sexy legs.
Stacy Kiebler got legs, and she knows how to use them!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008
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theodore long

"Holla holla holla!"

-Theodore Long
by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008
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carrie white

The misunderstood girl from Stephen King's famous novel "Carrie." She was a girl who was a bit emo; she was always sad or angry, and she kept to herself most of the time. Everyone picked on her, and her mother, Margaret was a holy freak.

But what they didn't know was that Carrie possessed an extraordinary power: telekinesis, which is the supposed ability to move or cause changes in objects simply by force of the mind. And so it came to a head at Prom Night, when the dirtiest trick ever was pulled on her.

She and her date, Tommy Ross, ended up being Prom King and Queen. When they went up to the stage, Carrie's archenemy, Christine Hargenson, dumped a bucket of blood on them. The party came to a screeching halt, as she believed everyone was laughing at her, until finally, she grew so angry, that she unleashed the fury of her powers upon the school. After which she unleashed them on the entire town and proceeded to kill her mother. But her mother fatally stabbed her, but afterwards Carrie killed her, and lived surprisingly long after being wounded, but eventually bled to death.
Carrie White is burning for her sins.
Jesus never fails.

-Carrie (the novel)
by Saturn's Problem Child February 18, 2008
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