Definitions by Satandog

Dead Right

Popular Brit affirmation - a form of no-bullshit total agreement.

"That fart stinks! Were you out on the beer and curry last night, mate?'
"Dead Right, mate"

Dead Right by Satandog March 28, 2006

Got It In One 

You got it right first time. British English - used between mates.

"Is Jake shagging Trish?"
"You Got It In One, mate."

Got It In One by Satandog March 28, 2006

Bareback Mountain 

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.

"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".

Bareback Mountain by Satandog March 25, 2006

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

Wrong 'Un by Satandog March 25, 2006

Nomance 

n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.

Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.

Nomance by Satandog March 22, 2006

Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

Lowmance by Satandog March 22, 2006

Furry Furrow 

Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.

I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.

Furry Furrow by Satandog March 22, 2006