Definitions by Satandog

Wormspeak

Slang used to describe written Arabic script, first used by the British Army during the 1991 Gulf War.

"What does that sign say, Sarge?"
"Dunno, Lance - it looks like a load of wormspeak to me"

Wormspeak by Satandog May 1, 2006

Bog Standard 

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.

"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."

Bog Standard by Satandog May 1, 2006

Ingurland! 

What you hear when an English footie fan is cheering on the team.

Ingurland!! Ing-gurr-laaand!!

Ingurland! by Satandog April 26, 2006

Cack your pants 

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

Cack your pants by Satandog April 4, 2006

Swift One 

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

Swift One by Satandog April 4, 2006

Heavy 

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".

Heavy by Satandog April 2, 2006

Bustin' Da Bag 

Having sex with a heavily pregnant woman to bring on labour. Carribean slang.

"Where's Mikey?"
"Bustin' Da Bag with Eunice - she overdue".

Bustin' Da Bag by Satandog April 2, 2006