Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

Dead Right

Popular Brit affirmation - a form of no-bullshit total agreement.

"That fart stinks! Were you out on the beer and curry last night, mate?'
"Dead Right, mate"

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 04, 2006

Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!

"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".

by Satandog February 08, 2006

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 29, 2006

Take a pop

To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.

"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."

by Satandog May 12, 2006

Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

by Satandog March 30, 2006