Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

cocker spaniel

penis, dick,

wow thats one hell of a cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 10, 2002

cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 10, 2002

homestarrunner.net

Take 1
"Oh, hey yo! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!"
"It's dot com"
Oh. Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"
Take 2
"Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner. Line" "Welcome. Line." "To. Line." "Someting.com!"
Take 6
"Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner."
"Bienviendos a Homestarrunner.com! A Migues es si..."
Take 13
"Ok, I'm really gunna get it this time." "Yeah, we're rolling." "Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner, and this is A Website!"
Take 25
Homestar is nude "Uhh... cut. Nooo..." "What?"
Take 126
"I'm Homestar Runner. Isn't that great?"

See above dialogue.

by Sarah April 08, 2004

cock rag

someone that is such a fuck up and waste of life that you cant even call them a cock... theyre a cock rag... a filthy rag used to wipe off a nasty cock

I can't believe that guy hasnt had a job in years... what a fuckin cock rag.

by sarah January 31, 2005

retardified

A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.

"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"

by Sarah March 21, 2004