Samwell's definitions

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.

"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."

by Samwell May 16, 2005

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.

"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"

by Samwell December 28, 2005

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.

Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.

by Samwell September 27, 2005

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

by Samwell April 29, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 28, 2005