ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 02, 2005

minge

The female genitals, a vagina

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?

by Samwell December 22, 2004

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.

"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"

by Samwell December 04, 2005

free jazz

Free Jazz is an avant-garde sub-genre of jazz. This is jazz but with no strict structure or rules. The music is very improvised and is characterised by very random drumming, very improvisational.

Bob: That drummer's crap, he's hardly got rythm to be fair.

Dave: No, dude, this is free jazz, anything goes.

by Samwell September 13, 2005

vv

Acronym for 'very very'.

1) I was vv pleased with the t shirt from ebay.

2) I would be vv much appreciative if you'd fuck off.

by Samwell June 01, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 25, 2005

snoz

Also described as a farmer snort, when you snoz you block one nostril and sharply and quickly breath out through the other nostril, thus expelling mucus/snot. A quick but often dirty way to blow your nose, done when out on the street and don't have access to tissue.

1st person: "Awh that's nasty!"
2nd person: "Sorry, I needed to snoz, I've got a real bad cold."

...or...

"You've just snozzed all over me you dirty cunt!"

by Samwell May 14, 2005