Definitions by Samuel Adams

jpop 

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality
2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever
3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny
4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject

God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!

jpop by Samuel Adams April 22, 2005

love fucked

being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.

sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!

love fucked by samuel adams March 15, 2005

orgasmus 

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

orgasmus by samuel adams February 21, 2005

boneragable 

someone who is so gorgeous u get a boner but their age or gender comprimises with ur sexuality or religious beliefs.

jackson: omg shes incredible i think i just got hard
amy: thanx for telling me, ur gf, about some chick u think is boneragable.

boneragable by samuel adams February 17, 2005

sactascular 

when you love someone so much that when u think of that person or of something about them ur scrotem starts to ache and want that person.

sam: man ur just so beautiful u... u are just sactascular.
brook: omg are u serious wow i love u...

sactascular by samuel adams February 13, 2005

fuck nuckler 

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.

jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...

fuck nuckler by samuel adams February 12, 2005

ass bass 

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

ass bass by samuel adams February 10, 2005