Samuel Adams's definitions

bishop beater

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.

bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

orgasmic

something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.

emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!

by samuel adams February 2, 2005

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 5, 2005

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 8, 2005

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005