vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick October 06, 2007

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Imus

A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.

Oy burrito night was brutal, I gotta go take a massive Imus.

by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007

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New Hampshire

A fireworks store with a meth lab in back.

Everyone in New Hampshire is thinking about how they'd like to be out of New Hampshire.

by Sam is a Dick November 23, 2006

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high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

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