Definitions by Sam is a Dick

drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.

drug free zone by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

pwner 

The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.

I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.

pwner by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

Flogging Molly 

Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.

Back in high school I was really into flogging molly. What, that's the name of a band too?

Flogging Molly by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

run batted in 

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

run batted in by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually. 

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually. by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007

Nazi 

Anyone who disagrees with you, especially on the internet. Also used by high schoolers to refer to cops.

Me and that other guy called each other Nazis on the chat room for two hours, I'm not quite sure how that happened in the Kirk vs. Picard chat.

Man that Nazi cop told me to stop keying cars. What a fucking Nazi.

Nazi by Sam is a Dick May 8, 2007

Conservative 

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.

How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.

Conservative by Sam is a Dick April 25, 2007