Sam Leisenring's definitions

dd+

Some big ol' titties.

Her tits were a size dd+!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Majestic flap flap

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"

"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

gook

a foreigner, especially a person of Phillipine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. also see chink

you fatass gook!

by Sam Leisenring May 14, 2015