jaysexual

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.

Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.

I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!

by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Majestic flap flap

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"

"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

dd+

Some big ol' titties.

Her tits were a size dd+!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

happy trail

The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.

I shaved my happy trail yesterday!

by Sam Leisenring April 08, 2015

gook

a foreigner, especially a person of Phillipine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. also see chink

you fatass gook!

by Sam Leisenring May 13, 2015