wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Nigger Joe's tar soap

Black soap fo' black faces!

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.

by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017

Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.

I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!

by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015

jaysexual

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.

Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

hoe

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash.
Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.

I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks!
Courtney is such a hoe.

by Sam Leisenring April 09, 2015

Bitch

1. The scientific word for a female dog. Not used a lot by the public.

2. Vulgar word for a woman. Usually describing a thot, prostitute, or a stripper.

3. When in an argument with anyone, the most common word to call someone.

1. This is a bitch, also referred to as a female dog.

2. That slutty girl is such a bitch.

3. You're a bitch, Johnny!

by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015