Sam Leisenring's definitions

happy trail

The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.

I shaved my happy trail yesterday!

by Sam Leisenring April 8, 2015

Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.

I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!

by Sam Leisenring April 3, 2015

gook

a foreigner, especially a person of Phillipine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. also see chink

you fatass gook!

by Sam Leisenring May 14, 2015

hoe

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash.
Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.

I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks!
Courtney is such a hoe.

by Sam Leisenring April 9, 2015

Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.

That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Nigger Joe's tar soap

Black soap fo' black faces!

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.

by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017