wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.
Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Nigger Joe's tar soap

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.
by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017
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Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.
I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!
by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015
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jaysexual

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.
Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual
by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015
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hoe

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash.
Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.
I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks!
Courtney is such a hoe.
by Sam Leisenring April 09, 2015
mugGet the hoemug.

numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.
Just giving myself a numbjob.
by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016
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dd+

Her tits were a size dd+!
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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