Sam Leisenring's definitions

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

happy trail

The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.

I shaved my happy trail yesterday!

by Sam Leisenring April 8, 2015

hoe

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash.
Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.

I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks!
Courtney is such a hoe.

by Sam Leisenring April 9, 2015

jaysexual

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.

Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.

I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!

by Sam Leisenring April 3, 2015

numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016