Definitions by Sam Leisenring

Majestic flap flap 

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"

"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

Majestic flap flap by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

Hank by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

wood plank 

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

wood plank by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

Bake a cake by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

jaysexual 

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.

Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual

jaysexual by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

hoe 

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash.
Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.

I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks!
Courtney is such a hoe.

hoe by Sam Leisenring April 9, 2015

happy trail 

The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.

I shaved my happy trail yesterday!

happy trail by Sam Leisenring April 8, 2015