Sam .f's definitions

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

triple nipple

a man with three tities they rarly get hard

Luke Taylor

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

dove arsed

to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol

"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

blackjack mack

other wise nown a s a poker face
to fake ur ewmotions in order 2 win a game of black jack

hmm wot a crappy hand
(oooo a blackjack)

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Fitton

The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes

Sam Fitton

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

B 45

a cigar which is made from tobacco and marajuana, soaked in malt whisky and then dried to be smoked

if u want a cigar with a bit more of a kickthen a B 45 is ur answer

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

greace log

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

by Sam .f June 1, 2003