Sam .f's definitions

Fitton

The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes

Sam Fitton

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

dove arsed

to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol

"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

triple nipple

a man with three tities they rarly get hard

Luke Taylor

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

jam butty man

a amn who has a motor powered sandwich

wot i wrote in mt R.E essay

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

jam man

A rasterfarian man of jamacan oriogin who particularly likes smoking marajuana while listening 2 Bob Marley

Rass man dis weed is Harsh stik on dat Bob Marly Lp

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

donkey laugh

to laugh like Lorna Sales

when ya make lorna laugh

by Sam .f June 1, 2003