Sam .f's definitions

dove arsed

to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol

"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Fitton

The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes

Sam Fitton

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

triple nipple

a man with three tities they rarly get hard

Luke Taylor

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

jam butty man

a amn who has a motor powered sandwich

wot i wrote in mt R.E essay

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

blackjack mack

other wise nown a s a poker face
to fake ur ewmotions in order 2 win a game of black jack

hmm wot a crappy hand
(oooo a blackjack)

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

B 45

a cigar which is made from tobacco and marajuana, soaked in malt whisky and then dried to be smoked

if u want a cigar with a bit more of a kickthen a B 45 is ur answer

by Sam .f June 1, 2003