Sam 's definitions

Contralto

The lowest womon's singing voice; on her lowest notes, she sounds almost like a man, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.

The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.

by Sam October 28, 2004

spidersex

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.

'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'

by Sam March 12, 2005

Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte

this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off

by sam November 23, 2003

wronte

past tense of "wrote," esp. when intoxicated.

<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // omg I wronte a progmra

by Sam July 19, 2004

nsbem

Abbreviation- New Strong Bad E-Mail

lets people know that strong bad has posted a new email.

toby - "nsbem"
sam - "yeah i saw it this morning"

by Sam April 12, 2005

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 10, 2002