Sam 's definitions
by sam April 19, 2004

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
by sam June 19, 2006

by Sam June 10, 2002

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room
by Sam May 13, 2005

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)
by Sam September 17, 2004

by Sam April 12, 2005

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.
...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes
by Sam October 14, 2004
