beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

Scott Free

1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.

Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

loony bin

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.

Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.

by Safecracker G November 01, 2004

beanie

A good lookin' girl. A babe etc

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004