play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

by Safecracker G November 21, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 11, 2004

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 18, 2004

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 08, 2004

loony bin

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.

Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.

by Safecracker G November 01, 2004

posse pussy

A girl who has been out with most of ya matez at one point or another.

Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.

by Safecracker G September 11, 2004

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004