Safecracker G's definitions
by Safecracker G November 1, 2004
Get the loony binmug. The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.
me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal
by Safecracker G April 10, 2005
Get the sexplorationmug. 1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.
Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."
by Safecracker G May 2, 2005
Get the Scott Freemug. 1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
Get the mongmug. A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
Get the salt minermug. by Safecracker G September 10, 2004
Get the beaver fevermug. by Safecracker G October 29, 2004
Get the beaniemug.