Safecracker G's definitions

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

sexploration

The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.

me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal

by Safecracker G April 10, 2005

Scott Free

1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.

Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

beanie

A good lookin' girl. A babe etc

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 17, 2004