posse pussy

A girl who has been out with most of ya matez at one point or another.
Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.
by Safecracker G September 10, 2004
mugGet the posse pussymug.

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.
Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)
by Safecracker G November 20, 2004
mugGet the golden archesmug.

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
mugGet the tossermug.

showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!
Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!
by Safecracker G January 16, 2005
mugGet the showstoppermug.

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...
Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p
by Safecracker G October 17, 2004
mugGet the blow your oatsmug.

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.
OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
mugGet the salt minermug.

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
mugGet the mongmug.