Definitions by Sacramento Solon
Black man's dream
Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
Black man's dream by Sacramento Solon December 22, 2016
grand theft borrower
A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
grand theft borrower by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016
One Eyed Smootcher
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Bolillos
Slang term used to describe a skinny flabby chicken ass on a fat person that resembles two bolillo Mexican style bread rolls.
Jenny was willing to give Sal a chance but instantly regretted her decision when he took off his underwear and she got a glimpse of his Bolillos.
Bolillos by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Irish Devil
Term used to describe an untrustworthy male who chronically creeps around bars and functions where alcohol is served but does not drink himself. Thus, looking to take advantage of vulnerable women, as well as, men who are gambling while drunk.
The sharp dressed man approached the men playing poker. Seeing, the man was drinking a cup of water, Keith shouted, "Get out of here Irish Devil we have no need for you here!"
Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016
Cloaked Irish Devil
Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.
Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil
Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016
rug rubber
Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.
rug rubber by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016