Sacramento Solon's definitions
A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
Get the midget hittermug. Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.
Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil
by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016
Get the Cloaked Irish Devilmug. Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018
Get the Old Saltmug. Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
by Sacramento Solon December 22, 2016
Get the Black man's dreammug. Slang term used to describe a skinny flabby chicken ass on a fat person that resembles two bolillo Mexican style bread rolls.
Jenny was willing to give Sal a chance but instantly regretted her decision when he took off his underwear and she got a glimpse of his Bolillos.
by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Get the Bolillosmug. Term, based on Irish folklore, that describes a deep powerful sleep one encounters after suffering through a massive hangover. hangover
After spending a full day reeling from drinking whiskey at the office party, Petey curled up in bed and prayed for the Leprechauns Lullaby.
by Sacramento Solon January 6, 2017
Get the Leprechauns Lullabymug. Term based on Irish folklore used to describe a deep beautiful sleep one has after suffering through a horrific hangover.
After suffering through a day of the Midget Hitter's hangover, Petey curled up in bed and drifted off into the Leprechauns Lullaby. Midget Hitter
by Sacramento Solon January 9, 2017
Get the Leprechauns Lullabymug.