cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

by Sarah April 1, 2004

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

fuzz butt

Jailbait, especially one wearing the short skirt popular this summer

"We were looking for chics but they was all fuzz butts."

by Sarah August 12, 2004

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008

reality

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

by Sarah August 27, 2004

boogershnitchel

When Somthing has gone wrong

Oh Boogershnitchel Hes Done it Again

by Sarah August 9, 2003