Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SaM

ludka

1. One that headbutts those smarter than her or those that threaten her.

2. Holds very little knowledge of computers.

3. Stupid stupid bitch!

Mrs. Ludka just headbutted TSI because he broke the backspace key.

ludka by Sam November 30, 2003

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

Broom by Sam November 28, 2003

this is another word for a Div, plonker, muppet an insult that not many people know therefore making it more fun :O)

Lidder by Sam November 26, 2003

this can mean anything you want it can be used as an insult or as a silly name to call someone

nonk or nonkette

shut it you nonk

NONK by Sam November 26, 2003

nonsenseical gibberish. Used to indicate sarcasim or a bad joke. Can also be yelled loud in malls just because.

I have better things to do with my life then add words to urban dictionary.com...SKIDDLY

Skiddly by Sam November 25, 2003

eg. at my school when someone is by their self we call them a "niff" as they are alone

Niff by sam November 24, 2003

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

filchmonger by Sam November 23, 2003