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DOS

1. Disk Operating System: a disk-based operating system, usually referring to MS-DOS. Originally developed by Microsoft for IBM, MS-DOS was once the standard operating system for IBM-compatible personal computers.

2. Denial of Service: a type of attack on a network that is designed to bring the network to its knees by flooding it with useless traffic.

3. Department of State: a federal or state governmental department handling issues central to the country or each of the individual States, such as travel, tourism, elections, charters and licensing, historic records, and overall public security.

4. Department of Safety: a department used by some U.S. states and cities which usually handles driver and vehicle, police, enforcement, fire, corrections, and crime statistics services for the public.

5. Department of Statistics: a department used by some countries for handling statistical reports vital to their economies and governments.
1. DOS required a lot of typing.
2. DOS attacks can cost companies millions of dollars in lost revenue.
3. If you're interesting in become a licensed lawyer, visit the DOS.
4. In some states, the DOS handles driver's licenses instead of the DMV.
5. The DOS just released new statistics on the gross national product.
by Steven May 26, 2004
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PGB

Pre grog bog, a bog taken before a big nights drinking see AGB

we should have some beers after i do a PGB
we should have some beers after i do a PGB
by steven November 15, 2003
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quiff

a girl's fart that comes from her vigina
her quiff reaaly stunk.
by steven April 15, 2005
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donkey penis

by steven September 13, 2003
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Rejumble

to relocate or reposision your scrotum
Dude, i gotta go rejumble.
by Steven December 27, 2004
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Lotus Land

1. A nickname for Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

Term comes from the land of the lotus eaters in The Odyssey, where people ate lotus flowers and "A single taste of this native fruit made my soldiers forget everything they had ever know; where they were from, where they were going, everything."
It is in reference to Vancouver's laid back attitude and prominent drug culture (especially the large scale use and acceptance of marijuana).
by Steven April 13, 2005
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crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.
"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."
by Steven January 25, 2003
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