STEVEN's definitions

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

pre game

tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time

by Steven December 4, 2003

george w bush

43rd President of the United States and was formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas.

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."

by steven March 1, 2005

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004

fletch

a idiot

homer simpson

by steven August 10, 2003

Marianela

A hot latina from Argentia who has a great body and a tremodous ass and who hosts The Daily Download on the FUSE Network Monday-Friday at 6 p.m. live from New York City.

1. Damn. Marianela has a great ass. I'd love to tap that ass.
2. Who cares about the music? The only reason I watch Daily Download is to see Marianela and her sweet ass.
3. Damn is Marianela hot!

by Steven August 6, 2004

Moinkey

he abnormal counter-part of a monkey, this new breed of monkey has 3 penisis and reproduces A-sexualy

The rare and retarded moinkey has no balance and just fell into a pile of poop.

by Steven December 27, 2004