STEVEN's definitions

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

ooglitastic

1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

by Steven April 20, 2005

Gay Flamingos

A band of the extreme. They are a Tenacious D tribute band, and they really know how to rock your goddamn socks off. Really. You've got to check us out. First CD, "Get Off Me" is coming shortly.

Most recent work: Played "Friendship" in front of several thousand at our high school. Man, we kick ass.

The Gay Flamingos are great, man, no one can deny their tenaciousness.

by Steven April 7, 2004

Chill

an adjective showing approval

That kid is mad chill.

The beach is chill.

by Steven August 1, 2003

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

by Steven December 15, 2003

khoais

a pwnage master, no way you can touch this motherfugger.

Khoais walks over you like you were a rug.

by steven September 13, 2003