Describular

1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.

2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words

Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"

"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"

by Steve March 23, 2005

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003

office space

<verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.

If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!

by Steve July 11, 2003

moose claw

A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman

Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.

by Steve April 30, 2004

soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

by Steve May 13, 2005

Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!

Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....

by Steve September 08, 2004

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 09, 2003