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johnson & wales university

i love my school, even more, i love where my campus is located.....

i found out what the 2 giants gray steel doors down the street are for, about 30-40 years ago, providnece was flooded from the naragansett bay, the water covered the whole city about 3-4 feet deep, probably didnt help that half pf providence used to be the bay, but got filled in, but ya know. so they have the doors to control the flooding. hey what a good idea! the only problem is, we are on the wrong side of the doors, lol, great! then ot the north of my campus once stood a salt pile that was easily 150 feet high, just beyond that is a sewage refinery plant, which smells excellent, to the east of us, theres salvage yards, and some docks for cargo ships, and huge tanks filled with methane for who knows what. to the south, we have one of the most polluted bays in the north east, and to the west we are surrounded by the ghetto, litterally. and also to the north east we have about 50 or so gigantic tanks of natural gas. oh! and to top it off, my campus is right in the middle of the number 2 most likely spot for a terrorist attack. thats awesome! i could die at any time! in so many ways!! I FUCKIN HATE THIS GOD DAMN STUPID SCHOOL!!!

and thats just the area around the school, dont even get me started about the school itself...
by steve April 5, 2005
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sharpy

Computer genius (bill gates, eat your heart out!)(lol).Super genius.
The older breed of sharpies tend to have a boring job, be grumpy old men,have no apparent sex drive or humour drive.
Often have a cowan or baldie in tow , or, in this case,a person of lower intelligence.
by steve January 12, 2005
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Linzi

Blonde, blue eyes, 5'8 and a crackin figure. (In other words tasty!!!)
(Boy see's a girl with - see above)
Wow, she's Linzi!!!
by Steve June 6, 2003
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meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"
by steve January 16, 2004
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RIAA

A bunch of retarded music industry democrats who sue the entire country while sucking Bill Clinton's dick.
The RIAA's breath smells like Bill Clinton's dick.
by Steve October 18, 2003
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pink cadillac

a girl's pussy is sometimes referred to as a pink cadillac
Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back of your pink Cadillac
by steve January 11, 2005
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Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it
Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
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