spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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bootyist

A follower of bootyism. One who practices bootyism. One who gets a lot of (female) booty. Me. It's all about the booty.
I've been a bootyist since I was 14. It's all about the booty.
by Steve January 06, 2003
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buhzing

buhzing is retard lingo meaning boo yah.
dude, i got laid...BUHZING!
by Steve May 13, 2005
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.
by Steve May 07, 2003
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Mome

1.noun A annoying person.A synonym for 'geek'or 'dork'.
2.vrb. To fail miserably


Derived from a charcater in the game Phantasy Star Online.
"You stupid mome!"
"Dude, I totally momed that test."
by Steve December 14, 2003
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cornpump

"check out the cornpump on that babe"..."hot foods will burn your cornpump"
by steve June 04, 2004
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crash us a fag

give me a fag or " hey there old chum would you be able to pass me a ciggerette. usually sed by smelly scallys hu neva went to skool
by Steve June 15, 2004
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