pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

by Spud August 05, 2004

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

buttload

The base unit for 'loads'. Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry

That's a buttload of comics.

by Spud January 10, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

by SPUD September 24, 2003

p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by spud July 22, 2003

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 28, 2004