Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

by SPORK September 18, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

X-Sux

as much as I dislike M$ and the x-box, this made up name is uber-retarded. It's now obvious to everyone that sony roolz is gay.

sony roolz sucks cock.

by SPORK October 29, 2003

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005

Slendiferous craig

A little known term that denotes "the coolest of the cool"

Dude! That 70 yard run was splendiferous craig!

by Spork February 27, 2004