SPORK's definitions

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003

Halo

halo is really, really good. But its not the best game ever made. Mario Bros. 3, Final Fantasy 3, Chrono Trigger and several other classic games (like the first few "sonic the hedgehog" games) are still way better. Halo has a sort of cult following, not unlike soul calibur's little fan base. However, Halo has a bigger fan base.

Halo is a kick-ass game. But Mario Bros 3 is better.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003

Slendiferous craig

A little known term that denotes "the coolest of the cool"

Dude! That 70 yard run was splendiferous craig!

by Spork February 27, 2004