SPORK's definitions

Halo

halo is really, really good. But its not the best game ever made. Mario Bros. 3, Final Fantasy 3, Chrono Trigger and several other classic games (like the first few "sonic the hedgehog" games) are still way better. Halo has a sort of cult following, not unlike soul calibur's little fan base. However, Halo has a bigger fan base.

Halo is a kick-ass game. But Mario Bros 3 is better.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

soul calibur

an awesome game that, in my opinion, is pretty damn good. Virtua fighter is cool too. And virtua fighter was here first. But soul calibur 2 is better than the first one.

Soul Calibur is cool. Voldo is creepy.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

Hot Topic

Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.

Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

by SPORK September 18, 2003

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003