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Definitions by SPORK

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.
Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.
Sonic by Spork August 27, 2003

Blue Screen of Death 

The main screen of Windows.
Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.
Blue Screen of Death by Spork August 27, 2003
A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.
When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.
virus by SPORK August 24, 2003
a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.
I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare
upedad by spork August 14, 2003

sub-retardation 

below the normal level of retardation
billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation
sub-retardation by spork January 30, 2003