SPORK's definitions

Hot Topic

Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.

Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

all your base

Something which belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Spork August 29, 2003

Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

by Spork August 29, 2003

Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Sonic

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.

Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.

by Spork August 27, 2003