SPORK's definitions

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 27, 2003

Sonic

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.

Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.

by Spork August 27, 2003

spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005

Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Kirby Dude

A user fairly unknown on the Gamefaqs board Life The Universe and Everything, or LUE, and LUElinks. With the creation of upLUEd, a website for the LUEsers to share their favorite downloads, he gained fame for uploading massive amounts of music, including the entire Pink Floyd discography, Dream Theatre and Frank Zappa discography. These caused him to come out of the shadows on relative unknownity. Sadly, upLUEd was taken down due to the IRAA and his music fame faded. He still posts very frequently on LUElinks and has garnered much love from the users.

Kirby Dude, the LL music guru.

by Spork April 29, 2005