SPEEDy's definitions

bug eyes

huge scary eyes that make me want to kill myself.

I know a girl with bug eyes, so does Jezca.

by speedy January 21, 2003

haapanen

1. The HOTTEST runner in central massachusetts
2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura

1.OMG I WISH I LOOKED LIKE LAURA HAAPANEN
2. Hey girl, whats haapanen?

by speedy February 19, 2005

Nextel

The pimpest Cell phones on the planet. You can call, two-way radio, or two-way. Usually going beep beep.

Damn your always getting beeped on your Nextel.

by Speedy October 21, 2003

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 1, 2003

winnips

The hair that runs from the back of your balls to your asshole

geez my winnips are long

by speedy August 21, 2003

titties an beer

a drink mixer, mmmm titties in the beer

yum titties an beer please

by speedy September 30, 2003

sock

some other cunt's kid.....s,o,c,k.
a women with a child or children to another man.

you should lose that skanky ho her sock is causing you nothing but trouble.

by speedy March 14, 2007