SPANKY's definitions

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

red rocket

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

by spanky March 21, 2005

Booyah

boo*yah <boo ya> n.v.adj. (1) when there is no other word to express yourself (2) universal term describing something as da bomb, phat, dope, ill (3) meaning determined based on context and delivery of sentence.

by spanky October 9, 2003

fazer

like a tazer, only it fazes.

by spanky October 7, 2003

weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004

P.H.D.

A girl who earns a "playa hatin degree" when her boi decides it would be ok to cheat on his what he called wifey.

I graduated with a P.H.D. when I confronted my boi about a story I'd been told and he confessed that he'd been cheatin on me for two years.

by Spanky November 28, 2003

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005