jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

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droned

when you have been drinking alcohol and smoking pot at same time (may cause you to pass out)

holy shit dude im droned (then pass out)

by spanky August 25, 2003

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Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 07, 2003

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beefdonut

1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass

by spanky July 10, 2003

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