Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 21, 2023

Homotexual

Gay, but from texas

"Alan doesn't even own a second gun, he's definitely a homotexual."

by SPAM Can Campervan April 14, 2023

Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Monosodium Glutamate

If you're searching this up on urban dictionary of all things, you already know what it means.

Person 1: "What's your favorite site?"

Person 2: "Monosodium Glutamate *wink-wink*"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023