SOup's definitions

Memphis

Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.

"What's better than Memphis? Anything."

by Soup May 20, 2004

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

by Soup April 3, 2003

dsr

Very Canadian and bad at English.

What a DSR.

by Soup June 30, 2003

The Kinks

The greatest rock and roll band of all time..that nobody listened to.

Man 1: Hey, I heard The Kinks broke up.

Man 2: (Weeps softly)

by Soup January 16, 2005

Lilard

And idiot, moron, or otherwise stupid person.

Can be used in a serious or joking way.

1. He thought the moon was really made of cheese? Sheesh, what a lilard.

2. Wait, you thought I was serious? Haha, you lilard.

by Soup April 1, 2005

silverchair

silverchair kick fucking ass - they are rad.

"man! drinking vodka and banging sluts is almost as good as listening to silverchair!"

by soup June 11, 2003

Wario

N.) The insanely rich cousin to Mario from "The Super Mario Bros." by Nintendo. He looks like a demented Mario, but has a more kickass attitude.

Wario shall crush you all!

by Soup May 21, 2004