SNAKE's definitions

Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

by Snake May 5, 2005

Stew

The worst sketch show ever made. Consider yourselves fortunate that most of you don't live in Ireland, and consequently, are not subjected to this pathetic excuse for a show.

I can see why it took two "geniuses" to write Stew. One to not think of something funny. And the other to think of something not funny.

by Snake December 20, 2005

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

Jacks

1) Irish slang for toilet. Derived from Union Jack, the British flag.

2) Term referring to Dubliners, since they uphold British traditions more than any others in Ireland. The name comes from when they waved Union Jack flags during a visit from the Queen.

1) Lads, I'm bursting for the jacks.

2) Ah, fuck. A bunch of jacks.

by Snake July 24, 2005

Warsteiner

A decent beer that is hard to find.

I drank Warsteiner tonight

by Snake September 25, 2005

BOBFOC

The acronym for a girl with a nice body, but a terrible face.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Ewww boys! She's some BOBFOC!

by Snake June 11, 2006

LSJ

Long as a Snake Jake

u know

by snake April 28, 2003